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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."
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"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."
"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."
"Why did the washing machine stop? Somebody threw the towel in."
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"I went to an ice hockey game at the local leper colony There was a face off in the corner"
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."
"When I was 18, I wanted to buy a brand new motorbike, but my mother forbid it. She explained that she had a brother who died in a motorbike crash when he was 18, and so I could have his instead."
"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."
"There once was a man named Dave... who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, but think of the money he'd save."