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Joke of the Day

"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."

"Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes."

"What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution? Serf's up!"

"Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players."

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."

"So glad guys with twirly mustaches don't tie up girls to railroad tracks anymore."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"

"Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare? The tumor ended up being B9."