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Joke of the Day
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."
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"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."
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"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."
"Kids got jokes"
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"
"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"
"A haiku about early morning starts... No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no"