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Joke of the Day
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
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"""In just 4 years, you can get a 4 year degree!"" Yes, ""university"" commercial--that math checks out."
"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""
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"A racist, a billionaire and a mysogynist walk into a bar... ...Barkeeper: ""Hey Donald, what's up?"""
"People say I'm crazy because I don't enjoy spooning girls I much prefer knifing them."
"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"
"My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur."