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Joke of the Day
"Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that."
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"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."
"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."
"Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles."
"I got a new job! I got a great new job working for The Mint. I'm gonna make so much money! Also steal a bunch."
"Billion dollar idea: war."
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"How I learned to stop worrying and be anxious about different stuff instead while still worrying about the first thing."