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Joke of the Day
"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"
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"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
"The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect."
"I'm going to name my dog ""Syndrome"". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, ""Down Syndrome!""."
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
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"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
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"Apparently ""cool story, bro"" is not an acceptable substitute for ""congratulations"" when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant."