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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full."

"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"

"Best period joke ever ."

"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."

"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""

"Finally watching Michael Bay's TMNT. Best part so far is a dude answering a Skype call and yelling ""How did you get this number?!?"""

"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."

"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."