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Joke of the Day
"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"
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"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"
"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."
"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."
"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"If you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaselene all over your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping this weekend?"
"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."
"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"