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Joke of the Day
"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
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"I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time."
"The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar... Ba-dumm-tsss"
"*sees cute girl on sidewalk* nice *she makes eye contact* oh wow *she smiles* is this happening *she's holding a clipboard* god dammit"
"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"
"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"