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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
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"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."
"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property"
"I like my beer how I like my violence... Domestic"
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days."