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Joke of the Day

"What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!"

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"My Vietnamese roommate is moving to Vegas (giving me a place to crash in Vegas), and leaving behind a full bedroom set for free... This is a real Nguyen-Nguyen situation for me."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist."

"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."

"Congrats everyone! my eldest son Glandon is now 240 months old and can phsyically overpower me even when grounded"

"""Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."""

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."