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Joke of the Day
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they lifted the other leg they'd fall over."
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"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."
"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one."
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and only got a toaster."
"My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM."
"What do you call a gay who actually fought in Vietnam and doesn't speak english? Russian"
"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."
"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."