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Joke of the Day

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and only got a toaster."

"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."

"Baby I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight "

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said ""oh, deer"""

"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"

"My sister won a horse pulling contest She went so fast she nearly fell off her stool."

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."

"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"