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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."
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"The lady helping my wife design a dining room table handed me a note reading ""blink if you're being held against your will"""
"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."
"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach? Hiding the erection."
"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."