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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
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"If you own a big home and someone tells you to go big or go home, you get trapped in a paradox forever and can't even die. I'm serious."
"I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, ""here fill this out""..?"
"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""
"If Hillary wins the election, emails be like... [removed]"
"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."
"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."
"Text from mom: How's my baby girl? Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much"