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Joke of the Day

"My sense of humor is so dark that my grandmother would have been very unhappy if my sister went on a date with it."

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL."

"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can jam my dick in your ass."

"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."

"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"

"What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks."

"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"