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Joke of the Day
"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."
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"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."
"If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader......."
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."
"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"