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Joke of the Day

"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !"

"When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying ""Don't make eye contact with daddy."""

"Why was the tallest man in the world troubled? Because he had no one to look up to."

"Gonna let my boyfriend snort an eggroll out of my vagina while on a luge. Yeah we're having a Chinese New Year Olympic Valentine's Day."

"What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity? An impawster."

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"

"CHEF ETHAN IS IN THE HOUSE *YEEEEAAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*"