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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."
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"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"
"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""
"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."
"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"
"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"
"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."
"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"
"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."