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Joke of the Day
"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"
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"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."
"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"
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"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."
"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"The girl that cut my hair said ""Is there anything else I can do for you?"" and now I'm permanently banned from Famous Hair."
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"