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Joke of the Day

"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"

"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"

"What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question."

"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"

"Loneliness can make you do some strange people."

"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"