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Joke of the Day

"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."

"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."

"God wants to redesign.. God asks wives: I want to redesign men with new hi tech features. Any suggestions?? Women: Yes, that joy stick made for us should be password protected."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"

"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."

"*pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house."

"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."

"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."

"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."

"Q: What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? A: He gobbles up."