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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer? One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!"

"An old man died while having sex. (NSFW) He really went out with a bang."

"What do you call fat dubstep? Chubby wubby"

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."

"What rock group has 4 men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"

"I've been feeling really dizzy since yesterday I think I need to stop these New Year revolutions."

"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."

"I've got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start"