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"A guide to procrastination... I'll tell you later..."
"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""
"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"
"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."
"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."
"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped."
"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"
"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."