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Joke of the Day
"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."
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"Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer."
"Just heard my neighbor say ""Wow"" from inside her house about the fart I just did inside mine."
"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."
"Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*"
"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"
"In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. Amanda's a lesbian."
"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."
"What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team? Ciabatta very good!"
"What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer."