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Joke of the Day
"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."
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"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"
"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"A joke my father told me..."
"How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black."
"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."
"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."
"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."
"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"