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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is pissed at me for never putting down the toilet seat. To be honest, I AM getting pretty tired of carrying it around."

"A Black man and a Mexican jump off a cliff who wins? Society."

"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """

"There was a kidnapping earlier today But then he woke up"

"Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !"

"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"

"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."

"Be the change you want to find in your couch."

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."