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Joke of the Day
"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"
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"How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian? Because I've me herbivore."
"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."
"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."
"What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? ""Know your roll!"""
"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."
"What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister? One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush.."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."