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Joke of the Day

"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen"

"[running from cop] *cop catches me* ""Get on the ground or I'll taze ya"" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* ""Look they were all out of tazers"""

"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"

"A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem... He says,""Give me 2 shots..."" The bartender cuts him off saying,""You only get one shot."""

"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"I tried to grab some fog on the way to work But I mist."