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Joke of the Day
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
Next Joke
"I asked Santa for a new energy policy... ...but all I got in my stocking was a lump of coal. :-("
"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."
"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."
"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"
"What do you call a discounted circumcision? A rip off"
"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."
"When someone tells me to give them a straight answer, I make sure I go out of my way to give them a really gay one."
"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."