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Joke of the Day

"well technicaly my oficial title is ""head research scientist in the field of DNA sequencimg manipulation"" but u can call me ""gene hack man"""

"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"

"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"

"What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards? A woman in her place..."

"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."

"Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi"

"what's the best part about being a man? no ."

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."

"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"