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Joke of the Day

"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"

"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."

"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"

"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."

"What are terrorists taught in math class? Jihadmetry. What do they learn about? ISISciles triangles."

"What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !"

"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."

"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."

"TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson. [We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)"