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Joke of the Day
"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"
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"I thought the thieves stealing my dinner was bad But this one takes the cake"
"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, ""I'll keep that in mind"" and walk off"
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"
"What's the difference between chocolate and a dead hooker? You can feed one to your dog"
"A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked."
"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"
"What do you call closet Purge ?"