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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"
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"What's the difference between a gay guy and my refrigerator? My fridge doesn't shit on me when I pull my meat out of it!"
"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."
"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"
"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. Credit to my house-mate for this gem!"
"Two penguins are taking a bath together... ... One penguin asks the other penguin, ""Hey, could you pass the soap?"" and the other one says, ""Whah do I wook wike, a typewhita??"""
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... They'll kill your dog."