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Joke of the Day

"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."

"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."

"Oh cool this dress has pockets to keep my snacks in"

"Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications. It should have been removed by surgery.... (wait for it).... But he decided to try to pass it."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"

"So I was peeing in the pool yesterday. The lifeguard hollered so loud, I almost fell in!"

"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."

"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."

"A magic tractor went down a dirt road And turned into a field."