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Joke of the Day

"Pete Carrol has kidney stone complications. It should have been removed by surgery.... (wait for it).... But he decided to try to pass it."

"""911, what's your emergency?"" ""Hi. Long time listener, first time caller."" ""That's really funny."" ""Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."""

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."

"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""

"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."

"Was going to tell my wife a joke about quantum theory... ...but I didn't want to Bohr here"

"I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids. So we got a dog."

"What About Having Viagra Jelly Dessert? http://rx-drugsmart.co/product/Viagra+Jelly.html"

"""BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"" She snapped."