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Joke of the Day
"Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."
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"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"
"How do you turn on a female mathematician? You Euler up."
"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"
"Mistakes married women make: 1. Assuming he heard you. 2. Assuming he understood you. 3. Assuming he'll remember. 4. Marrying a man."
"All else being equal... A fat person uses more soap than a thin person."
"Good to know that if they ever release a lion in Walmart you only have to run faster than the fat lady with the zebra print pants on."
"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you."