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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes walking down the hood and one said: -Wait.. I smell sperm... someone is fu*king nearby!!... The other one responded: -Nah, I just belched"

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."

"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."

"Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks."

"Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise."

"When you go to a cannibal restaurant, always bring a friend to have for dinner."

"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"

"Some Ho decided to hit me in the face yesterday... Fucking garden tools."

"Why was a missile looking for a job? Because it got fired!"

"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"