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Joke of the Day
"And they lived apathetically ever after."
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"They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants"
"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""
"Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)"
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."