227318

Joke of the Day

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."

"what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki"

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"

"Used way too much moisturizer and I may have to call in slick tomorrow."

"Oh, so you're a Shania Twain fan, eh? That don't impress me much..."

"Do you like sex on tv? I tried once, but I fell off."

"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"