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Joke of the Day
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"
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"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low..."
"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."
"Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert? Too much sax and violins."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."
"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden."