16886

Joke of the Day

"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."

"What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes? The A-Men"

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"What has four hairy legs and fucks my sister? Me and my dad."

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"""Ejaculate"" shouldn't just be strictly a sexual term. I should be able to ""ejaculate"" out of a restaurant (leave quickly)."

"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."