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Joke of the Day

"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."

"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"

"Which is the toughest tree? A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls"

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."