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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""

"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."

"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."

"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"

"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"

"Boss Lady was NOT OK with me dancing around with binder clips on my nipples. Apparently we have different definitions of ""Casual Friday"""

"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"""

"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"