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Joke of the Day

"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."

"Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night."

"My mom's MILFshake brings all the boys to the I can't even stomach this joke."

"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."

"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."

"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"

"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."

"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"