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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the failed Origami shop? If folded."
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"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."
"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"I hate self-promotional people. They're so into themselves they probably don't even realize I have a new album available on iTunes now"
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid... I'd be a prostitute."
"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."
"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."