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Joke of the Day
"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."
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"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""
"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"
"I called my friend in North Korea and asked how he was. He said he couldn't complain."
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn."
"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"
"You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. really need to stop beating around the Bush."