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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst gift to give to a Jewish person on Christmas? Literally anything."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."

"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"

"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"

"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."

"What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !"

"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"

"I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket."

"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."