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Joke of the Day

"Why do nice guys make good lovers? They always finish last."

"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."

"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"

"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."

"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."

"I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery."

"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"

"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"

"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"