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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."

"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"

"Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!"

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!"

"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."

"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"

"I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open."

"What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll? They blow themselves up."