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Joke of the Day

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."

"An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."""

"What does a gay guy and a freezer have in common? Both get packed with meat. I'll show myself out."

"The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer. It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong..."

"ART TEACHER: Why have you painted the water green again? It looks- ME: I'm bringing *puts on sunglasses* Shrek sea back AT: You're expelled"

"why did the hipster burn his lips? he drank coffee before it was cool"

"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"

"I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"