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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant."

"If you're a person who indulges in recreational marijuana use, my daughter was born last Friday at 4:21pm. Sorry I couldn't push faster."

"Jared should be okay in prison He is used to 6 inches."

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"

"My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport."

"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."

"If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ..."

"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"