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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"Winter's coming so I'm knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?"

"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."

"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"

"Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable? The loading times are out of this world."

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"

"I can't help but be disappointed at the brand new Rolex I received for my birthday from the lesbian couple next door. ... I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""