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Joke of the Day
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
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"What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"Hey geese crossing the road, u can fly."
"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."
"Doc: This pill may cause: Heart attack, stroke, minor weight gain, and death Me: WOAH BACK UP, weight gain? I'm out."
"How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog? Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you."
"Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"What's big, black, and hard? A Basson."
"The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead."